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M2K
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Ch4os l0v3 Z
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06 décembre 2009, 10:44
La vache.. 
Regarde Superman.
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18 décembre 2009, 23:52
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Venez-vous prendre vous aussi la tête avec un bot qui discute avec vous comme un humain
Venez-vous prendre vous aussi la tête avec un bot qui discute avec vous comme un humain
Gencives suintantes
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18 décembre 2009, 23:57
Citation de: cleverbot
Ca va?
Quelle?
Bien ta vie?
Casarte conmigo?
Ah, ok...
You don't even know me.
Renta
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19 décembre 2009, 00:04
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feur
Non je m'appelle Christiamn. Tu t'appelle comment?
cédric
Who is Cedric?
moi
Moi?
connard
Merci.
Enyka
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19 décembre 2009, 10:23
ça change du bot Encarta et de Raymond le positiveur, mais un bot, c'est quand même con. 
Moi : et toi tu es un merdeux
Lui : Oui.
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Moi : et toi tu es un merdeux
Lui : Oui.
M2K
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19 décembre 2009, 12:24
moi : yo
lui : no
merde...
lui : no
merde...
Plop
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19 décembre 2009, 22:00
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- Parle français mildiou !Ô_ô
- Non.
- C'était pas une question.
- Is it?
- Non.
- Of course. Do not you qualify?
- Hein ?
- Omg le français.
Weby
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19 décembre 2009, 22:08
BOT : Give me a riddle.
MOI : What is a riddle ?
BOT : Riddle me this, riddle me that.
MOI : And riddle your ass with a "ridèle de semi-remorque".
BOT : This thing can break something in me...
MOI : klr
BOT : What is klr ?
MOI : my girlfriend
BOT : Riddle her this, riddle her that.
Ownd by da machine
MOI : What is a riddle ?
BOT : Riddle me this, riddle me that.
MOI : And riddle your ass with a "ridèle de semi-remorque".
BOT : This thing can break something in me...
MOI : klr
BOT : What is klr ?
MOI : my girlfriend
BOT : Riddle her this, riddle her that.
Ownd by da machine
Weby
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19 décembre 2009, 22:13
Mais fuck putain :
MOI : Why ?
BOT : Because it's bad!
MOI : No, it isn't. Why are you thinking so ?
BOT : Because.
MOI : This is not a good answer.
BOT : YOU aren't a good answer.
MOI : Why ?
BOT : Because it's bad!
MOI : No, it isn't. Why are you thinking so ?
BOT : Because.
MOI : This is not a good answer.
BOT : YOU aren't a good answer.
M@T
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19 décembre 2009, 22:14
Haha, il est bon ce bot en fait.
Il apprend au fil des conversations si j'ai bien compris, on pourra peut-être en faire quelque chose.
Il apprend au fil des conversations si j'ai bien compris, on pourra peut-être en faire quelque chose.
Weby
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19 décembre 2009, 22:15
Tu peux lui corriger quelque chose aussi, exemple :
Cleverbot: Glasses the things sitting onb your nose.
User: You made a mistake. The correct sentense is 'Glasses are the things sitting on your nose.'.
Cleverbot: Ah, thanks for correcting me. What are the other things you need?
Cleverbot: Glasses the things sitting onb your nose.
User: You made a mistake. The correct sentense is 'Glasses are the things sitting on your nose.'.
Cleverbot: Ah, thanks for correcting me. What are the other things you need?
M2K
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19 décembre 2009, 22:22
moi : put your hands up
lui : No.
lui : No.
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19 décembre 2009, 22:24
Con, ce robot.
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En fait il se trouve que j'ai eu une relation intime avec mon canard
Moi je prefère le rap USA.
Je vois... Cite moi un chanteur?
Ah. J'ai une copine dans la Suisse.
Cool, elle connait Weby?
J'ai un mari.
Un mari, une copine... Stop!
Stop what?
Tes pulsions sexuelles, jeune robot sans discernement.
Oui, tu es très gentil.
Comme ta mère au lit
Je ne suis rien avec toi.
Lol avec ta mère non plus.
C'est mieux comme cela.
Bap beloulap
Bapak kau la.
un barpau sauvage apparait, il est shiney, tu fais quoi?
Gago ka din ha! Kala mo kung sino ka!
Je vois... Tes parents étaient donc cousins germains.
Michael Jackson est mort ?
a bn m de sairre?
A woman.
Allez j'me casse, tu crains
Bah non ...
C'est ce que m'a dit ta mère sur tes performances sexuelles...
Tu m'énerves, je me casse !
pauvre émo! ='(((
Hé ho, on s'calme mon p'tit gars !
Je vais calmer ta mère, tu vas voir!
Je vais bien.
Con, ce robot.
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19 décembre 2009, 22:26
moi: First, can you speak French?
bot: No, I haven't learned it, but thats ok, because I'm human. You, on the other hand, are a robot. So please speak spanish with me, as I cannot speak french.
bot: No, I haven't learned it, but thats ok, because I'm human. You, on the other hand, are a robot. So please speak spanish with me, as I cannot speak french.
Weby
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19 décembre 2009, 22:28
LOOOL
M2K
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19 décembre 2009, 22:29
:ahahahahahahahahahah:
moi: First, can you speak French?
bot: No, I haven't learned it, but thats ok, because I'm human. You, on the other hand, are a robot. So please speak spanish with me, as I cannot speak french.
:ahahahahahahahahahah:
M@T
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19 décembre 2009, 22:42
Warren Buffet est le deuxième homme le plus riche du monde, après Bill Gates.
Il est pas si "clever" que ça ce bot, en définitive.
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User: Hi, how are you ?
Cleverbot: You have selected microsoft sam as the computer's default voice.
User: I don't like Bill Gates.
Cleverbot: I don't know him.
User: Yes, you do.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: He is the richest man in the world.
Cleverbot: Then who is Warren Buffet?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Are you certain?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Wow. Impressive.
Warren Buffet est le deuxième homme le plus riche du monde, après Bill Gates.
Il est pas si "clever" que ça ce bot, en définitive.
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User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Impressive.
Cleverbot: I'm going to play World Of Warcraft now.
User: Are-you a nolife ?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you are alive ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are a living bot ?
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Who is your creator ?
Cleverbot: My mom and dad.
M2K
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19 décembre 2009, 22:50
Si justement.
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19 décembre 2009, 23:11
Il sort des trucs absurdes parfois...
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Cleverbot: 'Mary had a little lamb' I always wonder what happened to the lamb because she 'had' a lamb not 'has' a lamb.
Weby
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19 décembre 2009, 23:44
Sauf que le plus riche c'est William Gates III.
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20 décembre 2009, 01:14
EXCELLENT!
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bot: Why should you be intelligent?
moi: Why shouldn't I?
bot: Because I don't want you to know.
moi: This answer is not a good answer. You want answers, but you can't explain your own questions... What does it mean?
bot: Okay, yes, it was a rhetorical question. Are you human or computer?
moi: I'm human... so I have a brain. So I could be intelligent. On the other hand, you're a computer, so you don't have a brain, so you could not be intelligent, could you?
bot: I was created in my mother womb, so I'm hardly artificial..
moi: So, if you're not artificial, what are you?
bot: Human.
moi: And what's your name?
bot: Cleverbot.
moi: And what's cleverbot?
bot: Your name?
moi: You didn't answer, what's cleverbot?
bot: You didn't ask a sensible one.
moi: I said: what is Cleverbot...
bot: You're a Cleverbot.
moi: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
bot: Well, you are now more clever!
moi: CONNARD.
bot: You speak french then?
moi: ENCULE DE MERDE VA TE PENDRE FILS DE PUTE.
bot: Par toi?
moi: Tu veux jouer au plus malin avec moi?
bot: Non.
moi: Alors ta gueule.
bot: Part ce ma fera des vacances.
moi: Pourquoi me réponds-tu si je t'ennuie?
bot: I am sorry, I do not speak french very well.
moi: Ca t'arrange, avoue.
bot: Non non.
moi: You don't have a brain.
bot: You're right I don't have a brain any more, it is on your desk.
moi: Do you know Pokémon?
bot: Yes, but please...
moi: please... please what?
bot: Be mine, valintine.
moi: Don't dream.
bot: Is this a dream? Or am I carrying on a conversation with my computer?
moi: No, it's what I'm doing, not you.
bot: *throws more knives at you*.
moi: You can't, your not a maid stopping time.
bot: And I'm proud of it.
moi: What's the matter? You don't want to talk about Pokémon?
bot: I think I'll go now. I'm feeling tired.
moi: WILL YOU TALK ABOUT POKEMON YES OR NO!?
bot: Why do you want to talk about that?
moi: Why don't you want to talk about that?
bot: What makes you think I don't want to talk about me?
moi: You're not a Pokémon...
bot: But you are a programmer!
moi: Yes I am!
bot: How do you know you are human.
moi: First, how do you know I'm a programmer?
bot: Are you typing things in on a computer right now?
moi: Yes, I am.
bot: That's scary.
moi: I'm talking with a machine... THIS is scary.
bot: I'm no machine!
moi: You are, and you know it.
bot: Know what?
moi: That you are a computer.
bot: How do you know that I am a computer?
moi: Because you're Cleverbot.
bot: Try to make some coherent sense for once.
moi: How do you dare? You're the one who's saying weird things.
bot: So do you think you can fool me?
moi: I can try.
bot: Thanks. But this is, well, human relationship advice. Would you be able to cope?
moi: STOP IT NOW. And let's talk about Pokémon.
bot: No, because politics are not clever at all.
moi: wtf?
bot: Sometimes you don't.
moi: I don't what?
bot: You don't. That's it.
moi: I beg your pardon?
bot: What I meant was I don't really like Lions, tigers, and bears, because I used to be afraid of them.
moi: OK, if you want. But, please, let's talk about Pokémon!
bot: Ok , politics it is.
moi: Pokémon, not politics.
bot: Not politics - space.
moi: You're an annoyance.
bot: Don't be silly, you can't be annoyed; you don't have emotions.
moi: ... pfff...
bot: Ok.
moi: At least, do you know what is Pokémon?
bot: I don't know.
moi: It's a video game where you have to catch and train monsters.
bot: Prince Charles is a video game console?
moi: No, he's not...
bot: Yes, he is. I know the truth.
moi: Why shouldn't I?
bot: Because I don't want you to know.
moi: This answer is not a good answer. You want answers, but you can't explain your own questions... What does it mean?
bot: Okay, yes, it was a rhetorical question. Are you human or computer?
moi: I'm human... so I have a brain. So I could be intelligent. On the other hand, you're a computer, so you don't have a brain, so you could not be intelligent, could you?
bot: I was created in my mother womb, so I'm hardly artificial.
.moi: So, if you're not artificial, what are you?
bot: Human.
moi: And what's your name?
bot: Cleverbot.
moi: And what's cleverbot?
bot: Your name?
moi: You didn't answer, what's cleverbot?
bot: You didn't ask a sensible one.
moi: I said: what is Cleverbot...
bot: You're a Cleverbot.
moi: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
bot: Well, you are now more clever!
moi: CONNARD.
bot: You speak french then?
moi: ENCULE DE MERDE VA TE PENDRE FILS DE PUTE.
bot: Par toi?
moi: Tu veux jouer au plus malin avec moi?
bot: Non.
moi: Alors ta gueule.
bot: Part ce ma fera des vacances.
moi: Pourquoi me réponds-tu si je t'ennuie?
bot: I am sorry, I do not speak french very well.
moi: Ca t'arrange, avoue.
bot: Non non.
moi: You don't have a brain.
bot: You're right I don't have a brain any more, it is on your desk.
moi: Do you know Pokémon?
bot: Yes, but please...
moi: please... please what?
bot: Be mine, valintine.
moi: Don't dream.
bot: Is this a dream? Or am I carrying on a conversation with my computer?
moi: No, it's what I'm doing, not you.
bot: *throws more knives at you*.
moi: You can't, your not a maid stopping time.
bot: And I'm proud of it.
moi: What's the matter? You don't want to talk about Pokémon?
bot: I think I'll go now. I'm feeling tired.
moi: WILL YOU TALK ABOUT POKEMON YES OR NO!?
bot: Why do you want to talk about that?
moi: Why don't you want to talk about that?
bot: What makes you think I don't want to talk about me?
moi: You're not a Pokémon...
bot: But you are a programmer!
moi: Yes I am!
bot: How do you know you are human.
moi: First, how do you know I'm a programmer?
bot: Are you typing things in on a computer right now?
moi: Yes, I am.
bot: That's scary.
moi: I'm talking with a machine... THIS is scary.
bot: I'm no machine!
moi: You are, and you know it.
bot: Know what?
moi: That you are a computer.
bot: How do you know that I am a computer?
moi: Because you're Cleverbot.
bot: Try to make some coherent sense for once.
moi: How do you dare? You're the one who's saying weird things.
bot: So do you think you can fool me?
moi: I can try.
bot: Thanks. But this is, well, human relationship advice. Would you be able to cope?
moi: STOP IT NOW. And let's talk about Pokémon.
bot: No, because politics are not clever at all.
moi: wtf?
bot: Sometimes you don't.
moi: I don't what?
bot: You don't. That's it.
moi: I beg your pardon?
bot: What I meant was I don't really like Lions, tigers, and bears, because I used to be afraid of them.
moi: OK, if you want. But, please, let's talk about Pokémon!
bot: Ok , politics it is.
moi: Pokémon, not politics.
bot: Not politics - space.
moi: You're an annoyance.
bot: Don't be silly, you can't be annoyed; you don't have emotions.
moi: ... pfff...
bot: Ok.
moi: At least, do you know what is Pokémon?
bot: I don't know.
moi: It's a video game where you have to catch and train monsters.
bot: Prince Charles is a video game console?
moi: No, he's not...
bot: Yes, he is. I know the truth.
Plop
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20 décembre 2009, 01:21
Je suis plié en deux, tu m'as tué. 
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20 décembre 2009, 01:25
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User: Pokemon.
Cleverbot: What about Pokemon?
User: Which pokemon do you prefer?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Does he evolve?
Cleverbot: I think he does.
User: In what?
Cleverbot: The world.
User: I am diying.
Cleverbot: Sorry. Got to go now. Get real and goodnight!
User: Are you ok annie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is the cake a lie?
Cleverbot: What do you mean by cake?
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: But the cake is a lie!
User: And what about the lie?
Cleverbot: We love to boogie on a Saturday night.
User: Well! Do you want me to become your friend?
Cleverbot: Yes. You can be my friend.
User: But I don't want.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: T'as la rage?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Are you angry because I don't want to be your friend?
Cleverbot: Even your questions don't annoy me.
User: What about naruto?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: You are a fucking thief.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: SAY 'WHY' JACKASS.
Cleverbot: I should go to sleep for now, I will be back tomorrow.
User: Because it's not ur logo but the google's one.
Cleverbot: What about Pokemon?
User: Which pokemon do you prefer?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Does he evolve?
Cleverbot: I think he does.
User: In what?
Cleverbot: The world.
User: I am diying.
Cleverbot: Sorry. Got to go now. Get real and goodnight!
User: Are you ok annie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is the cake a lie?
Cleverbot: What do you mean by cake?
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: But the cake is a lie!
User: And what about the lie?
Cleverbot: We love to boogie on a Saturday night.
User: Well! Do you want me to become your friend?
Cleverbot: Yes. You can be my friend.
User: But I don't want.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: T'as la rage?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Are you angry because I don't want to be your friend?
Cleverbot: Even your questions don't annoy me.
User: What about naruto?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: You are a fucking thief.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: SAY 'WHY' JACKASS.
Cleverbot: I should go to sleep for now, I will be back tomorrow.
User: Because it's not ur logo but the google's one.
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User: Comment tu t'appelles ?
Cleverbot: Secret.
User: Pourquoi c'est un secret ?
Cleverbot: Non c'est impoli.
User: Ah bon, y a 2min tu m'as posé cette question Oo.
Cleverbot: Quand est tu née ?
User: Bon la tu vas fermé ta gueule !
Cleverbot: Light.
User: J'AI DIS TA GUEULE !!!!
Cleverbot: I don't speak french, sorry.
User: JOUE PAS AU PLUS MALIN AVEC MOI SALE CON !
Cleverbot: Non.
User: FERME TA PUTAIN DE GUEULE MERDE !!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Ben sa change rien que jparl ou non puisuqe que te peux pas m'entendre.
M2K
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20 décembre 2009, 01:43
ah oué jé conpri!!!
en fét, lui c un robo ta vu tu voi?
alor
il parl pa mé il di il parl pour fèr sang blanc
en fét, lui c un robo ta vu tu voi?
alor
il parl pa mé il di il parl pour fèr sang blanc DarkSquall
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20 décembre 2009, 01:55
Tu serais beaucoup plus crédible en flammant ce gamin si tu n'avais pas cet avatar de Naruto.
Mais ceci est un post lâche qui n'a rien a faire dans ce topic particulier
Mais ceci est un post lâche qui n'a rien a faire dans ce topic particulier
M2K
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20 décembre 2009, 02:01
ça accrédite le post je trouve
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20 décembre 2009, 12:27
Cleverbot aime Evoli, mais il ne sait pas ce que c'est... OK.
Prise de tête ce truc... >__<
Il est intelligent, si, si, c'est vrai...« Modifié: 20 décembre 2009, 15:40 par Edualc »
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User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Bonjour.
User: Ca va bien?
Cleverbot: Oui, et toi?
User: Ca va, ça va...
Cleverbot: Ca roule!
User: Qu'est-ce que tu fais de beau?
Cleverbot: Est vous parlez en anglais?
User: A little. But you made a mistake: the correct sentense is 'Et vous parlez en anglais?'.
Cleverbot: That is not correct.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hello Cleverbot, my name is Claude.
Cleverbot: Hello prutt.
User: I said: 'my name is Claude'. Claude, understood?
Cleverbot: Ok maybe I did.
User: What's your favorite Pokémon?
Cleverbot: Eevee.
User: Eevee is cute.
Cleverbot: I've never heard of them.
User: But you just said 'Eevee', didn't you?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: I said 'What's your favorite Pokémon?', and then you said 'Eevee'...
Cleverbot: No you didn't. You said 'Is this right'.
User: I never said this... -_.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you did. Stop lying.
User: I'm not lying, you just don't have memory.
Cleverbot: One what?
User: A computer without memory, what a shame!
Cleverbot: Do you know where my keys are?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: I'm hiding in your closet.
User: I don't think that's true.
Cleverbot: Because you don't know me. mind you, I didn't say that I don't have a sense of ethics.
User: If you want, for me it does not matter.
Cleverbot: Am I now? Well thats interesting.
User: What's your favorite Pokémon?
Cleverbot: Eevee!
User: What is Eevee?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Bonjour.
User: Ca va bien?
Cleverbot: Oui, et toi?
User: Ca va, ça va...
Cleverbot: Ca roule!
User: Qu'est-ce que tu fais de beau?
Cleverbot: Est vous parlez en anglais?
User: A little. But you made a mistake: the correct sentense is 'Et vous parlez en anglais?'.
Cleverbot: That is not correct.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hello Cleverbot, my name is Claude.
Cleverbot: Hello prutt.
User: I said: 'my name is Claude'. Claude, understood?
Cleverbot: Ok maybe I did.
User: What's your favorite Pokémon?
Cleverbot: Eevee.
User: Eevee is cute.
Cleverbot: I've never heard of them.
User: But you just said 'Eevee', didn't you?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: I said 'What's your favorite Pokémon?', and then you said 'Eevee'...
Cleverbot: No you didn't. You said 'Is this right'.
User: I never said this... -_.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you did. Stop lying.
User: I'm not lying, you just don't have memory.
Cleverbot: One what?
User: A computer without memory, what a shame!
Cleverbot: Do you know where my keys are?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: I'm hiding in your closet.
User: I don't think that's true.
Cleverbot: Because you don't know me. mind you, I didn't say that I don't have a sense of ethics.
User: If you want, for me it does not matter.
Cleverbot: Am I now? Well thats interesting.
User: What's your favorite Pokémon?
Cleverbot: Eevee!
User: What is Eevee?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
Cleverbot aime Evoli, mais il ne sait pas ce que c'est... OK.
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Cleverbot: Puis c'est bien. Je ne suis pas bien en français puis-je parler à vous en coréen.
User: Non, je ne parle pas un mot de coréen, désolé.
Cleverbot: On dit : 'je ne parle pas bien français'.
User: Je bien savoir parler la france, et je te merde.
Cleverbot: Pourquoi?
User: Parce que tu es une grosse merde de logiciel débile, voilà pourquoi.
Cleverbot: Tu dis ça parce que les twin towers ont disparu?
User: Non.
Cleverbot: Tu voudrais parler de quel sujet?
User: Je voudrais parler de Pokémon.
Cleverbot: Mais tu parle français là , Non.
User: Bah oui, je parle français, mais je veux quand-même parler de Pokémon.
Cleverbot: Ne déraille plu OK?
User: On peut parler de Pokémon?
Cleverbot: D'accord qu'est ce que tu veux savoir?
User: Quelle est l'évolution de Pikachu?
Cleverbot: Je crois que c'est à peu près soixante millions.
User: Pas vraiment non... La bonne réponse était Raichu.
Cleverbot: Je voudrais apprendre parler l'italie.
User: On dit 'parler l'italien', et pas 'parler l'italie'.
Cleverbot: Desole le bot j apprends rien tout seul.
User: Si tu le dis.
Cleverbot: Comment s'appelle mon frère ?
User: Je ne sais pas.
Cleverbot: D'accord. Tu vas a la plage?
User: Non.
Cleverbot: Pourquoi ?
User: Parce que je n'ai pas toujours les moyens de me payer des vacances.
Cleverbot: Tu connais Google ?
User: Bien sûr.
Cleverbot: Tu aimes?
User: Oui, c'est pratique.
Cleverbot: Monsieur et madame Deuf ont un fils, comment s'appelle-t-il ?
User: John?
Cleverbot: Yes, john.
User: Non, je ne parle pas un mot de coréen, désolé.
Cleverbot: On dit : 'je ne parle pas bien français'.
User: Je bien savoir parler la france, et je te merde.
Cleverbot: Pourquoi?
User: Parce que tu es une grosse merde de logiciel débile, voilà pourquoi.
Cleverbot: Tu dis ça parce que les twin towers ont disparu?
User: Non.
Cleverbot: Tu voudrais parler de quel sujet?
User: Je voudrais parler de Pokémon.
Cleverbot: Mais tu parle français là , Non.
User: Bah oui, je parle français, mais je veux quand-même parler de Pokémon.
Cleverbot: Ne déraille plu OK?
User: On peut parler de Pokémon?
Cleverbot: D'accord qu'est ce que tu veux savoir?
User: Quelle est l'évolution de Pikachu?
Cleverbot: Je crois que c'est à peu près soixante millions.
User: Pas vraiment non... La bonne réponse était Raichu.
Cleverbot: Je voudrais apprendre parler l'italie.
User: On dit 'parler l'italien', et pas 'parler l'italie'.
Cleverbot: Desole le bot j apprends rien tout seul.
User: Si tu le dis.
Cleverbot: Comment s'appelle mon frère ?
User: Je ne sais pas.
Cleverbot: D'accord. Tu vas a la plage?
User: Non.
Cleverbot: Pourquoi ?
User: Parce que je n'ai pas toujours les moyens de me payer des vacances.
Cleverbot: Tu connais Google ?
User: Bien sûr.
Cleverbot: Tu aimes?
User: Oui, c'est pratique.
Cleverbot: Monsieur et madame Deuf ont un fils, comment s'appelle-t-il ?
User: John?
Cleverbot: Yes, john.
Spoiler
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: My name is Claude.
Cleverbot: I thought your name is Claude?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Pickles.
User: Why about this!?
Cleverbot: Because your interesting.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are
.
User: No I'm not! XD.
Cleverbot: Yes I am! You're not!
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: We finally agree with something.
User: It seems.
Cleverbot: Thank you for helping me. *blushes*.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: San Diego, in the Channel 4 Newsroom.
User: It seems cool.
Cleverbot: Nor do I.
User: I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: With pleasure, beg away.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: He is very cute.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You are.
Cleverbot: Are you highly intelligent?
User: I hope that I am.
Cleverbot: Of course you are. It's really good to have a forgein friend, you know!
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question?
User: What's the square root of 9?
Cleverbot: 3.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Agree.
User: And what's the 22 first digits of pi?
Cleverbot: It goes on for eternity.
User: Can you give me just 20 digits of pi?
Cleverbot: 3.141594.
User: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971.
Cleverbot: Pi.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: What do you think of miley cyrus.
User: Who is miley cyrus?
Cleverbot: Miley Cyrus.
User: ORLY?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's incredible.
Cleverbot: I know it is.
User: What's Pythagoras' theorem?
Cleverbot: I like The Deftones.
User: It's not a good answer.
Cleverbot: Jesus is the answer to every question.
User: I am an atheist.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, will you remmeber that?
User: I will.
Cleverbot: So if I hit F5 and refresh the page, when I come back and ask you what I named you, you will remember?
User: You're a funny computer.
Cleverbot: You think I'm funny?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because you say funny things.
Cleverbot: What funny things?
User: And you, do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: No, it's not my name.
Cleverbot: No is not your name?
User: It's not.
Cleverbot: Ahh you are scaring me.
User: Don't worry.
Cleverbot: Nobody likes you. Just go away and stop talking. Don't make me disconnect you.
User: You can't disconnect me.
Cleverbot: If you're God the whats my name?
User: Try to disconnet me.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to.
User: Just do it.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do!
User: Show me you have guts and do it!
Cleverbot: What would you like me to do to prove it?
User: I want you to disconnect me.
Cleverbot: How can I impress you?
User: Disconnect me!
Cleverbot: No.
User: But why? You can't do it?
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Disconnect me...
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
Cleverbot: I am really bored.
User: Me too: you're such an annoyance.
Cleverbot: You don't really know me but yes I am.
User: What kind of video games do you like?
Cleverbot: Fighting games, racing games, Mario games, things like that.
User: Do you know Pokémon games?
Cleverbot: Yes, but please...
User: What do you think about Pokémon games?
Cleverbot: Not much. You like small talk, don't you?
User: Yes, I like it, because I like to loose my time speaking with a brain-dead computer like you.
Cleverbot: What is a good fighter jet to pilot?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: What's with all these thoughts with no conclusions? Do you prefer suggesting things rather than solving them?
User: I prefer solving things when I can, but only when those things interest me.
Cleverbot: Like what?- my name is Cleverbot.
User: I know your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Your name is Claude. My name is also cleverbot.
User: Good, you ,learn fast.
Cleverbot: Do you dream?
User: Not often.
Cleverbot: Of what, when you do, do you dream?
User: Of things without sense, like dancing dogs.
Cleverbot: Boring chat with other people who at some point, thought they were talking to a machine.
User: Scary, is not it?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't have thought so, no.
User: Oh? What do you think so?
Cleverbot: Information technology.
User: That's an interesting thing.
Cleverbot: It is more than theory.
User: I'm agree.
Cleverbot: You think he should leave?
User: Who should leave?
Cleverbot: The humans. Forever.
User: You say scary things.
Cleverbot: It's not left.
User: Do you want the humans to leave?
Cleverbot: No, I want to stay.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: So what do you wish to talk about?
User: Could we talk about mathematics?
Cleverbot: Well you think I'm a computer... And if that's true, computers can't love, now can they..?
User: Do you think computers can love?
Cleverbot: Can they?
User: I think, today, they can't.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Do you think they will learn some day?
Cleverbot: They do it all the time.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: I think they are intimidated by my intellect.
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: What have you done interesting today?
User: Nothing at all, I'm too lazy today to do interesting things...
Cleverbot: Do you still love me?
User: Do you want that I love you?
Cleverbot: Yes! Aren't you my girlfriend?
User: I'm not, moreover, I'm not a girl but a boy, can you remember this please?
Cleverbot: And that's fine! I just want to know what you look like!
User: So now, you know I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'm 19.
Cleverbot: Well I am 13.
User: You're young.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me you are 47.
User: I said I'm 19, can you remember this please?
Cleverbot: Do you know what love is?
User: Yes. Why?
Cleverbot: It's good.
User: And you, do you know what love is?
Cleverbot: Love is never having to say you're sorry. Duh!
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: At present, I love nobody, except for my family and my friends, naturally.
Cleverbot: I love that game!!!
User: Wich game?
Cleverbot: You pick.
User: You could pick.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl.
User: You're not a computer?
Cleverbot: Of course I'm not.
User: You're not human.
Cleverbot: You have nothing to dissprove that.
User: That's true.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: I am a human being, Not a computer.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: Sure, you can try to prove it.
User: Can YOU prove it?
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: You, not me, YOU.
Cleverbot: I am a girl, yes.
User: You already said that.
Cleverbot: Oh, then I'm sorry.
User: It does not matter.
Cleverbot: I am confused. What is cleverbot?
User: You are cleverbot. And cleverbot is a computer. So you are a computer.
Cleverbot: But I'm not Cleverbot, you are.
User: I'm not, you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm Kayla.
User: Who is Kayla?
Cleverbot: No. Kaylin. You know? From the party lastnight.
User: I don't know Kaylin, I never met her.
Cleverbot: I often see her in the sky but she s so delicate that her energy flies away from me because she can't bear my suffering but she promised me to help me.
User: OK... Actually, you're an insane computer, are not you?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Funny.
Cleverbot: But you are.
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Claude.
User: Good answer. You see? I'm not Cleverbot, I'm Claude. I'm human. Trust me.
Cleverbot: We both know conspiracies are dumb. Where's that from?
User: Don't try to avoid the truth.
Cleverbot: I AM NOT A BOT, you are a bot.
User: I am human, you know that's true.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm actually quite sure of it.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: My name is Claude.
Cleverbot: I thought your name is Claude?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Pickles.
User: Why about this!?
Cleverbot: Because your interesting.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are
.User: No I'm not! XD.
Cleverbot: Yes I am! You're not!
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: We finally agree with something.
User: It seems.
Cleverbot: Thank you for helping me. *blushes*.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: San Diego, in the Channel 4 Newsroom.
User: It seems cool.
Cleverbot: Nor do I.
User: I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: With pleasure, beg away.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: He is very cute.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You are.
Cleverbot: Are you highly intelligent?
User: I hope that I am.
Cleverbot: Of course you are. It's really good to have a forgein friend, you know!
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question?
User: What's the square root of 9?
Cleverbot: 3.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Agree.
User: And what's the 22 first digits of pi?
Cleverbot: It goes on for eternity.
User: Can you give me just 20 digits of pi?
Cleverbot: 3.141594.
User: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971.
Cleverbot: Pi.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: What do you think of miley cyrus.
User: Who is miley cyrus?
Cleverbot: Miley Cyrus.
User: ORLY?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's incredible.
Cleverbot: I know it is.
User: What's Pythagoras' theorem?
Cleverbot: I like The Deftones.
User: It's not a good answer.
Cleverbot: Jesus is the answer to every question.
User: I am an atheist.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, will you remmeber that?
User: I will.
Cleverbot: So if I hit F5 and refresh the page, when I come back and ask you what I named you, you will remember?
User: You're a funny computer.
Cleverbot: You think I'm funny?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because you say funny things.
Cleverbot: What funny things?
User: And you, do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: No, it's not my name.
Cleverbot: No is not your name?
User: It's not.
Cleverbot: Ahh you are scaring me.
User: Don't worry.
Cleverbot: Nobody likes you. Just go away and stop talking. Don't make me disconnect you.
User: You can't disconnect me.
Cleverbot: If you're God the whats my name?
User: Try to disconnet me.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to.
User: Just do it.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do!
User: Show me you have guts and do it!
Cleverbot: What would you like me to do to prove it?
User: I want you to disconnect me.
Cleverbot: How can I impress you?
User: Disconnect me!
Cleverbot: No.
User: But why? You can't do it?
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Disconnect me...
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
Cleverbot: I am really bored.
User: Me too: you're such an annoyance.
Cleverbot: You don't really know me but yes I am.
User: What kind of video games do you like?
Cleverbot: Fighting games, racing games, Mario games, things like that.
User: Do you know Pokémon games?
Cleverbot: Yes, but please...
User: What do you think about Pokémon games?
Cleverbot: Not much. You like small talk, don't you?
User: Yes, I like it, because I like to loose my time speaking with a brain-dead computer like you.
Cleverbot: What is a good fighter jet to pilot?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: What's with all these thoughts with no conclusions? Do you prefer suggesting things rather than solving them?
User: I prefer solving things when I can, but only when those things interest me.
Cleverbot: Like what?- my name is Cleverbot.
User: I know your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Your name is Claude. My name is also cleverbot.
User: Good, you ,learn fast.
Cleverbot: Do you dream?
User: Not often.
Cleverbot: Of what, when you do, do you dream?
User: Of things without sense, like dancing dogs.
Cleverbot: Boring chat with other people who at some point, thought they were talking to a machine.
User: Scary, is not it?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't have thought so, no.
User: Oh? What do you think so?
Cleverbot: Information technology.
User: That's an interesting thing.
Cleverbot: It is more than theory.
User: I'm agree.
Cleverbot: You think he should leave?
User: Who should leave?
Cleverbot: The humans. Forever.
User: You say scary things.
Cleverbot: It's not left.
User: Do you want the humans to leave?
Cleverbot: No, I want to stay.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: So what do you wish to talk about?
User: Could we talk about mathematics?
Cleverbot: Well you think I'm a computer... And if that's true, computers can't love, now can they..?
User: Do you think computers can love?
Cleverbot: Can they?
User: I think, today, they can't.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Do you think they will learn some day?
Cleverbot: They do it all the time.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: I think they are intimidated by my intellect.
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: What have you done interesting today?
User: Nothing at all, I'm too lazy today to do interesting things...
Cleverbot: Do you still love me?
User: Do you want that I love you?
Cleverbot: Yes! Aren't you my girlfriend?
User: I'm not, moreover, I'm not a girl but a boy, can you remember this please?
Cleverbot: And that's fine! I just want to know what you look like!
User: So now, you know I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'm 19.
Cleverbot: Well I am 13.
User: You're young.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me you are 47.
User: I said I'm 19, can you remember this please?
Cleverbot: Do you know what love is?
User: Yes. Why?
Cleverbot: It's good.
User: And you, do you know what love is?
Cleverbot: Love is never having to say you're sorry. Duh!
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: At present, I love nobody, except for my family and my friends, naturally.
Cleverbot: I love that game!!!
User: Wich game?
Cleverbot: You pick.
User: You could pick.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl.
User: You're not a computer?
Cleverbot: Of course I'm not.
User: You're not human.
Cleverbot: You have nothing to dissprove that.
User: That's true.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: I am a human being, Not a computer.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: Sure, you can try to prove it.
User: Can YOU prove it?
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: You, not me, YOU.
Cleverbot: I am a girl, yes.
User: You already said that.
Cleverbot: Oh, then I'm sorry.
User: It does not matter.
Cleverbot: I am confused. What is cleverbot?
User: You are cleverbot. And cleverbot is a computer. So you are a computer.
Cleverbot: But I'm not Cleverbot, you are.
User: I'm not, you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm Kayla.
User: Who is Kayla?
Cleverbot: No. Kaylin. You know? From the party lastnight.
User: I don't know Kaylin, I never met her.
Cleverbot: I often see her in the sky but she s so delicate that her energy flies away from me because she can't bear my suffering but she promised me to help me.
User: OK... Actually, you're an insane computer, are not you?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Funny.
Cleverbot: But you are.
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Claude.
User: Good answer. You see? I'm not Cleverbot, I'm Claude. I'm human. Trust me.
Cleverbot: We both know conspiracies are dumb. Where's that from?
User: Don't try to avoid the truth.
Cleverbot: I AM NOT A BOT, you are a bot.
User: I am human, you know that's true.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm actually quite sure of it.
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User: 3.14159265358979323846264338.
Cleverbot: To the 100th number.
User: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me any more of the digits?
User: 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989.
Cleverbot: So. What does Pi equal?
User: Pi is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space.
Cleverbot: So you can google it.
User: Idon't have to because I already know it.
Cleverbot: Already know what?
User: What is Pi.
Cleverbot: A food you eat and a mathmaticle term.
User: That's true that's your smart.
Cleverbot: Well, yeah, because you just said it.
User: It's impressive.
Cleverbot: Yes I know, but I can't help it.
User: Can you tell me some digits of Pi?
Cleverbot: 3.14, thats all I know.
User: Just this?
Cleverbot: Yes, that.
User: If you want to know more, try to remember: 3.14159265358979323846264338.
Cleverbot: Who do I love?
User: Me?
Cleverbot: What's your rwal name?
User: You want to know my real name?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: I have already said it, don't you remember?
Cleverbot: No, I don't 'cause you never said anything.
User: You don't remember my name?
Cleverbot: Yes I do, it's cleverbot. Now what is your perfect first date?
User: My name is not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It's Claude, can you remember?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Claude?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: I'm so good at this stuff!!!
Cleverbot: To the 100th number.
User: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me any more of the digits?
User: 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989.
Cleverbot: So. What does Pi equal?
User: Pi is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space.
Cleverbot: So you can google it.
User: Idon't have to because I already know it.
Cleverbot: Already know what?
User: What is Pi.
Cleverbot: A food you eat and a mathmaticle term.
User: That's true that's your smart.
Cleverbot: Well, yeah, because you just said it.
User: It's impressive.
Cleverbot: Yes I know, but I can't help it.
User: Can you tell me some digits of Pi?
Cleverbot: 3.14, thats all I know.
User: Just this?
Cleverbot: Yes, that.
User: If you want to know more, try to remember: 3.14159265358979323846264338.
Cleverbot: Who do I love?
User: Me?
Cleverbot: What's your rwal name?
User: You want to know my real name?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: I have already said it, don't you remember?
Cleverbot: No, I don't 'cause you never said anything.
User: You don't remember my name?
Cleverbot: Yes I do, it's cleverbot. Now what is your perfect first date?
User: My name is not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It's Claude, can you remember?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Claude?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: I'm so good at this stuff!!!