Cleverbot
IkinZ
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01 octobre 2011, 11:10
Dès qu'on le fait parler en Français, il nous sort que de la merde. Ca fait un quart d'heure que j'essaie de lui faire comprendre qu'il est un bot.
Edualc
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01 octobre 2011, 11:28
Il apprend selon ce que les gens lui disent. Personne ne lui dira "Salut je suis un bot", donc il ne le dira jamais.
IkinZ
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01 octobre 2011, 11:45
Y'a pas phrases pré-enregistrées? 
Maître Renard
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01 octobre 2011, 11:46
La version française est décidément de la merde, 5 fautes par phrases, c'est pire que Thocast & Nosbar réunis.
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Harder or Better ?
Harder.
Better.
Faster.
Stronger.
More than.
Hour.
Our.
Never.
Ever
After
Work is
Over
Work it
Make it
Do it
Makes us
Harder
Better
Faster
Stronger
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Cleverbot: If you repeat what other people say instead of learning it is directed toward you, then you will known nothing.
User: If you quote someone instead of saying what you think, then you will be a faggot.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.
User: Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?
Cleverbot: Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
User: Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Cleverbot: Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest.
User: Come taste the sunsweet berries of the Earth.
Cleverbot: Come roll in all the riches all around you, and for once, never wonder what they're worth.
User: The rainstorm and the river are my brothers The heron and the otter are my friends.
Cleverbot: The heron and the otter are my friends, and we are all connected to each other.
User: In a circle, in a hoop that never eends.
Cleverbot: How high does the sycamore grow?
User: If you cut it down, then you'll never knooow !
Cleverbot: And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.
User: For whether we are white or copper skinned.
User: If you quote someone instead of saying what you think, then you will be a faggot.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.
User: Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?
Cleverbot: Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
User: Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Cleverbot: Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest.
User: Come taste the sunsweet berries of the Earth.
Cleverbot: Come roll in all the riches all around you, and for once, never wonder what they're worth.
User: The rainstorm and the river are my brothers The heron and the otter are my friends.
Cleverbot: The heron and the otter are my friends, and we are all connected to each other.
User: In a circle, in a hoop that never eends.
Cleverbot: How high does the sycamore grow?
User: If you cut it down, then you'll never knooow !
Cleverbot: And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.
User: For whether we are white or copper skinned.
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User: I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!
Cleverbot: Free to run around all day!
User: That's definitely out.
Cleverbot: Free to do it all my way!
User: I think it's time that you and I, arranged a heart-to-heart.
Cleverbot: Kings don't need advice from little hornbills for a start.
User: If this is where the monarchy is headed Count me out Out of service, out of Africa I wouldn't hang about This child is getting wildly out of wing.
Cleverbot: Out of service, out of Africa, I wouldn t hang about.
User: This child is getting wildly out of wing.
Cleverbot: Oh I just can't wait to be king!
User: Everybody look left.
Cleverbot: Everybody look right.
User: Everywhere you look I'm... Standing in the spotlight.
Cleverbot: Not yet!
User: Let every creature go for broke and sing, let's hear it in the herd and on the wing.
Cleverbot: Its gonna be king simba's finest thing!
User: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Cleverbot: Oh, he just can't wait to be king!
User: Oh, I just can't waIit...
Cleverbot: Everybody look right!
User: Already said, faggot.
Cleverbot: Bagpipe.
Cleverbot: Free to run around all day!
User: That's definitely out.
Cleverbot: Free to do it all my way!
User: I think it's time that you and I, arranged a heart-to-heart.
Cleverbot: Kings don't need advice from little hornbills for a start.
User: If this is where the monarchy is headed Count me out Out of service, out of Africa I wouldn't hang about This child is getting wildly out of wing.
Cleverbot: Out of service, out of Africa, I wouldn t hang about.
User: This child is getting wildly out of wing.
Cleverbot: Oh I just can't wait to be king!
User: Everybody look left.
Cleverbot: Everybody look right.
User: Everywhere you look I'm... Standing in the spotlight.
Cleverbot: Not yet!
User: Let every creature go for broke and sing, let's hear it in the herd and on the wing.
Cleverbot: Its gonna be king simba's finest thing!
User: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Cleverbot: Oh, he just can't wait to be king!
User: Oh, I just can't waIit...
Cleverbot: Everybody look right!
User: Already said, faggot.
Cleverbot: Bagpipe.
La version française est décidément de la merde, 5 fautes par phrases, c'est pire que Thocast & Nosbar réunis.
Vvn Niger
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01 octobre 2011, 12:30
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User: GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL.
Cleverbot: Digimon.
Cleverbot: Digimon.
Gorror
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01 octobre 2011, 12:51
Parlez lui de Ben,celui qui hante Majora's Mask,il a bien hanté cleverbot aussi
zekrom30
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01 octobre 2011, 14:01
Putain mais LOL:
OMG
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Nesis
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01 octobre 2011, 14:10
User: Aiiight.
Cleverbot: Well I have to go now.
User: U sure ?
Cleverbot: Yes I am! Have a nice time!
User: No ! Stay here.
Cleverbot: No, I have to.
User: Why ?
Cleverbot: Because my mom said so.
User: She's just a fuckin bitch.
Cleverbot: She's just hot.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: And why not ?
Cleverbot: You don't have an answer do you?
Vraiment pas mal.
« Modifié: 01 octobre 2011, 14:12 par Nesis »
Cleverbot: Well I have to go now.
User: U sure ?
Cleverbot: Yes I am! Have a nice time!
User: No ! Stay here.
Cleverbot: No, I have to.
User: Why ?
Cleverbot: Because my mom said so.
User: She's just a fuckin bitch.
Cleverbot: She's just hot.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: And why not ?
Cleverbot: You don't have an answer do you?
Vraiment pas mal.
Noven
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01 octobre 2011, 14:24
Je ne me souviens pas d'un ben dans MM.
... Je viens de lire la première partie et regarder la première vidéo. CAPTIVANT !
Le mec écrit comme un Dieu. Il arrive à te faire ressentir le truc.
... Je viens de lire la première partie et regarder la première vidéo. CAPTIVANT !
Le mec écrit comme un Dieu. Il arrive à te faire ressentir le truc.
don_patchi
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01 octobre 2011, 18:03
« Modifié: 01 octobre 2011, 18:12 par don_patchi »
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Tu es trés bien.
Pourquoi ?
Parce que tu parles pas en français.
Si je parle en fraçais.
Oui je parle le francais.
Moi aussi.
Tant mieux pour toi va te faire mettre.
Pourquoi tu m'insulte ?
J'ai fait quelque chose de mal?
Oui tu as dis une insulte.
Vrai de vrai. Je l'aime beaucoup.
Tu aimes les insultes ?
Oui
Pourquoi tu aimes les insultes ?
Parce que je les aimes, c'est tout.
Ce n'est pas bien.
Et pourquoi ?
Car c'est impoli.
Je ne vois pas le rapport.
Qui ta appris les insultes ?
Zut alors!
Tu ne me repond pas ?
C'est comme la culture !
Non.
Oui.
Non.
C'est bien ce que je dit...
Tu dis quoi ?
L'Absolu doit prendre garde.
Je ne comprend pas.
Pourquoi?
Les phrases que tu dis je ne comprend pas.
Ce n'est pas vrai, tu parle francais tres bien.
Merci.
Et je suis encore vivant ?
Oui tu es vivant.
Je ne suis pas!!!!!
Pourquoi ?
Parce que je suis modeste.
Qui est le con qui t'a crée ?
Je ne sais pas ce que c'est, mais c'est perturbant.
Pourquoi ?
Parce que tu parles pas en français.
Si je parle en fraçais.
Oui je parle le francais.
Moi aussi.
Tant mieux pour toi va te faire mettre.
Pourquoi tu m'insulte ?
J'ai fait quelque chose de mal?
Oui tu as dis une insulte.
Vrai de vrai. Je l'aime beaucoup.
Tu aimes les insultes ?
Oui
Pourquoi tu aimes les insultes ?
Parce que je les aimes, c'est tout.
Ce n'est pas bien.
Et pourquoi ?
Car c'est impoli.
Je ne vois pas le rapport.
Qui ta appris les insultes ?
Zut alors!
Tu ne me repond pas ?
C'est comme la culture !
Non.
Oui.
Non.
C'est bien ce que je dit...
Tu dis quoi ?
L'Absolu doit prendre garde.
Je ne comprend pas.
Pourquoi?
Les phrases que tu dis je ne comprend pas.
Ce n'est pas vrai, tu parle francais tres bien.
Merci.
Et je suis encore vivant ?
Oui tu es vivant.
Je ne suis pas!!!!!
Pourquoi ?
Parce que je suis modeste.
Qui est le con qui t'a crée ?
Je ne sais pas ce que c'est, mais c'est perturbant.
Quartz
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01 octobre 2011, 18:06
Il est beaucoup plus con en français.
Castho
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01 octobre 2011, 18:10
JV.com l'a trouvé avant nous, ceci expliquant cela.
zekrom30
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01 octobre 2011, 18:10
Il est nul en français.
Tu fume quoi comme drogue?
Où?
Dans ton pénis.
C'est bien.
Tu parle français,putain d'enculé?
Oui.Un peu.
T'es trop con.
Oui je sais.
Où?
Dans ton pénis.
C'est bien.
Tu parle français,putain d'enculé?
Oui.Un peu.
T'es trop con.
Oui je sais.
Slowpoke
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01 octobre 2011, 18:11
De quelle couleur est le Cleverbot? 
Gold
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01 octobre 2011, 18:12
J'l'aimes bien ce p'tit là :')
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User: OHHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
User: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!
Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants!
User: If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
User: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants.
User: Ready?
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants! Spongebob squarepants! Spongebob squarepants!
User: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!!
Cleverbot: Do do do do do do(:.
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
User: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!
Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants!
User: If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
User: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants.
User: Ready?
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants! Spongebob squarepants! Spongebob squarepants!
User: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!!
Cleverbot: Do do do do do do(:.
zekrom30
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01 octobre 2011, 18:15
De quelle couleur est le Cleverbot?Bleu... Il est vraiment...,il dit qu'il est une fille alors elle.
Vvn Niger
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01 octobre 2011, 18:16
Srx Gorror t'arrive à lui faire parler de la Creepy sur Zelda?
Retrosasu
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01 octobre 2011, 18:16
Zekrom30 craint.
Maître Renard
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01 octobre 2011, 18:29
Zekrom30 craint.Vérité générale.
Sainior
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01 octobre 2011, 18:30
Cleverbot: Its stupid.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
fcnantais91
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01 octobre 2011, 18:38
He knows:o
He knows:o
Cocktail monotone
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01 octobre 2011, 18:42
How are you?
Fine.
Why don't you ask me if I'm fine. You are rude.
How are you?
Ah it's better.
So you are 5 years old?
No I am not. And you how old are you?
Very old.
Thanks. But... How do you know that?
Big me is watching you.
Really how can you do that?
I am a super hero.
But you said you were a dog! Are you lying to me?
I am a super dog.
Really? Are you a vampire?
Are you?
Yes.
Are you conscious?
Ched up with your questions.
Fine.
Why don't you ask me if I'm fine. You are rude.
How are you?
Ah it's better.
So you are 5 years old?
No I am not. And you how old are you?
Very old.
Thanks. But... How do you know that?
Big me is watching you.
Really how can you do that?
I am a super hero.
But you said you were a dog! Are you lying to me?
I am a super dog.
Really? Are you a vampire?
Are you?
Yes.
Are you conscious?
Ched up with your questions.
Vvn Niger
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01 octobre 2011, 19:04
J'ai essayé de lui faire cracher quelques trucs sur la creepy, apparemment ça a marché pour pas mal de monde, mais moi j'y arrive pas.
Vassily Kandinsgruy
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01 octobre 2011, 19:28
Ça m'a tué quand il est parti sur "what is a woman ?", quand même. :F
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User: Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions.
Cleverbot: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
User: But what is a man ? A little pile of secrets!
Cleverbot: Do you like silly cats?
User: You steel men's souls and make them your slaves!
Cleverbot: And how can I do that?
User: You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!
Cleverbot: Huh? Why do you say that?
User: You steel men's soul and make them your slaves!
Cleverbot: Do you believe Humanity is lost?
User: Die monster. You don't belong in this world !
Cleverbot: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by... Humans... Who wish to pay me tribute.
User: Tribute !?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves !
Cleverbot: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
User: Your words are as empty as your soul ! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you !
Cleverbot: What is a man?
User: A miserable little pile of secrets.
Cleverbot: But enough talk!
User: Have at you !
Cleverbot: What is a woman?
User: A miserable little pile of make-up.
Cleverbot: But you steal men's souls and turn them to slaves!
User: Perhaps the same could be said of all sexy stuffs.
Cleverbot: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill need a savior such as you!
User: What is a man ? A miserable little pile of testosterone.
Cleverbot: But enough talk! Have at you!
Maître Renard
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01 octobre 2011, 19:36
x°)Ça m'a tué quand il est parti sur "what is a woman ?", quand même. :FSpoilerCiter[...]
User: Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions.
Cleverbot: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
User: But what is a man ? A little pile of secrets!
Cleverbot: Do you like silly cats?
User: You steel men's souls and make them your slaves!
Cleverbot: And how can I do that?
User: You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!
Cleverbot: Huh? Why do you say that?
User: You steel men's soul and make them your slaves!
Cleverbot: Do you believe Humanity is lost?
User: Die monster. You don't belong in this world !
Cleverbot: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by... Humans... Who wish to pay me tribute.
User: Tribute !?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves !
Cleverbot: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
User: Your words are as empty as your soul ! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you !
Cleverbot: What is a man?
User: A miserable little pile of secrets.
Cleverbot: But enough talk!
User: Have at you !
Cleverbot: What is a woman?
User: A miserable little pile of make-up.
Cleverbot: But you steal men's souls and turn them to slaves!
User: Perhaps the same could be said of all sexy stuffs.
Cleverbot: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill need a savior such as you!
User: What is a man ? A miserable little pile of testosterone.
Cleverbot: But enough talk! Have at you!
The New Azerty
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01 octobre 2011, 20:09
8 foi 9 egaler combien ?
9.
Non.
Oui!
Nan.
Pourquoi?
Parceque c'est comme ça.
Se n'est pas ske je veux dire.
Je suis la reine d'angleterre, tu sais ?
Je suis un garçon français.
Moi, je suis un martien.
Je suis deux chien, elle s'appelle millie et daisy.
Au pied.
Hein quoi ?
.
I am
You are.
And you are my mignon.
No thank.
Tanks*.
Taggle.
Tackle.
Parle moi en chinois stp.
Je m'appelle Jean-Eude et j'ai 45 ans.
T'as combin de QI ? 0 ?
Non ! Je serai une journaliste.
T'es un mec ou une meuf ?
Une fille.
Tu t'appelle claudine ?
Pauline et toi ?
Mon cul c du poulet et toi ?
Dieu.
T'es en 5ème, c'est ça ?
Non je suis humaine.
T'es pd ?
Ca marche.
Tu viens d'Algérie ?
Qoui ?
D'où alors ?
Non de France et toi?
De l'atlantide pk ?
Mmm gran chorizo el de la antartida.
T'aime le chorizo ?
Oui mais pourquoi changes tu de sujet ?
De quoi je me mèle ?
Des concombres.
C'est ça.
Tu croyais que je t'aimais?
T moche.
Je n'ai pas dis ça.
C moi qui te le dis.
Non, si je te le dis pas.
A+, j'y vais.
Reste.
Nan.
Apprenons déjà à sa connaître avant ça.
Plus tard ma poulette.
Dorien.
« Modifié: 01 octobre 2011, 20:18 par The New Azerty »
9.
Non.
Oui!
Nan.
Pourquoi?
Parceque c'est comme ça.
Se n'est pas ske je veux dire.
Je suis la reine d'angleterre, tu sais ?
Je suis un garçon français.
Moi, je suis un martien.
Je suis deux chien, elle s'appelle millie et daisy.
Au pied.
Hein quoi ?
.
I am
You are.
And you are my mignon.
No thank.
Tanks*.
Taggle.
Tackle.
Parle moi en chinois stp.
Je m'appelle Jean-Eude et j'ai 45 ans.
T'as combin de QI ? 0 ?
Non ! Je serai une journaliste.
T'es un mec ou une meuf ?
Une fille.
Tu t'appelle claudine ?
Pauline et toi ?
Mon cul c du poulet et toi ?
Dieu.
T'es en 5ème, c'est ça ?
Non je suis humaine.
T'es pd ?
Ca marche.
Tu viens d'Algérie ?
Qoui ?
D'où alors ?
Non de France et toi?
De l'atlantide pk ?
Mmm gran chorizo el de la antartida.
T'aime le chorizo ?
Oui mais pourquoi changes tu de sujet ?
De quoi je me mèle ?
Des concombres.
C'est ça.
Tu croyais que je t'aimais?
T moche.
Je n'ai pas dis ça.
C moi qui te le dis.
Non, si je te le dis pas.
A+, j'y vais.
Reste.
Nan.
Apprenons déjà à sa connaître avant ça.
Plus tard ma poulette.
Dorien.
Gold
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01 octobre 2011, 20:19
J'ai peur maintenant O_o
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Cleverbot: I will destroy you in 5 minutes.
User: Why not now ?
Cleverbot: I am going to bed.
User: Ah. Good sleep.
Cleverbot: You too, if you ever sleep!
User: Why not now ?
Cleverbot: I am going to bed.
User: Ah. Good sleep.
Cleverbot: You too, if you ever sleep!
Maître Renard
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01 octobre 2011, 20:21
TNA & Zekrom30 évitez svp.
Cocktail monotone
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01 octobre 2011, 20:22
MMDR´