http://vocaroo.com/?media=viAoTbiUwGubsMpacToi on dirait un Indien !
Mon accent à chier '(
Ce film à chier '(((
Faisons rager les anglophobes : VOTRE ACCENT EN ANGLAIS
Rond
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26 janvier 2012, 18:51
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26 janvier 2012, 18:58
J'étais foncedé j'ai galéré à lire, la codéine m'a achevé.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vNRuMYNwkK8jhnrxkPutain t'as un accent tellement scolaire mec :haha:
Dernière phrase, ch'uis foncedé je viens de me faire un pur de weed mdrrrr. & comme j'ai accent terriblement mauvais là ça craint. Je suis tordu dans une position chelou pour que ma couille soit à l'aise & j'ai des baisses de tension depuis quelques temps j'ai une voix très faiblarde :'/
J'étais foncedé j'ai galéré à lire, la codéine m'a achevé.
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26 janvier 2012, 19:00
Tu te rattraperas plus tard mec.
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26 janvier 2012, 19:05
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vUnpuNtDEvlBFWNWB
Désoler je me ridiculise mais je voulais essayer.
I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone – if possible – Jew, Gentile – black man – white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness – not by each other's misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want.
Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost….
The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men – cries out for universal brotherhood – for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world – millions of despairing men, women, and little children – victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.
To those who can hear me, I say – do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed – the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. ...
Soldiers ! don't give yourselves to brutes – men who despise you – enslave you – who regiment your lives – tell you what to do – what to think and what to feel ! Who drill you – diet you – treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men – machine men with machine minds and machine hearts ! You are not machines ! You are not cattle ! You are men ! You have the love of humanity in your hearts ! You don't hate !
Only the unloved hate – the unloved and the unnatural ! Soldiers ! Don't fight for slavery ! Fight for liberty !
In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: "the Kingdom of God is within man" – not one man nor a group of men, but in all men ! In you ! You, the people have the power – the power to create machines. The power to create happiness ! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Then – in the name of democracy – let us use that power – let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world – a decent world that will give men a chance to work – that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie ! They do not fulfil that promise. They never will !
Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people ! Now let us fight to fulfil that promise ! Let us fight to free the world – to do away with national barriers – to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness. Soldiers ! in the name of democracy, let us all unite !
Désoler je me ridiculise mais je voulais essayer.
I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone – if possible – Jew, Gentile – black man – white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness – not by each other's misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want.
Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost….
The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men – cries out for universal brotherhood – for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world – millions of despairing men, women, and little children – victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.
To those who can hear me, I say – do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed – the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. ...
Soldiers ! don't give yourselves to brutes – men who despise you – enslave you – who regiment your lives – tell you what to do – what to think and what to feel ! Who drill you – diet you – treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men – machine men with machine minds and machine hearts ! You are not machines ! You are not cattle ! You are men ! You have the love of humanity in your hearts ! You don't hate !
Only the unloved hate – the unloved and the unnatural ! Soldiers ! Don't fight for slavery ! Fight for liberty !
In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: "the Kingdom of God is within man" – not one man nor a group of men, but in all men ! In you ! You, the people have the power – the power to create machines. The power to create happiness ! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Then – in the name of democracy – let us use that power – let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world – a decent world that will give men a chance to work – that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie ! They do not fulfil that promise. They never will !
Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people ! Now let us fight to fulfil that promise ! Let us fight to free the world – to do away with national barriers – to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness. Soldiers ! in the name of democracy, let us all unite !
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26 janvier 2012, 19:06
putain, j'aime tellement ce texte que je l'avais appris par coeur il y a quelque temps
Lorsqu'il pleut
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26 janvier 2012, 19:08
De mon côté je connais toutes les cinématiques de World of Warcraft en français, anglais et espagnol par cœur.
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26 janvier 2012, 19:08
ouais, mais toi t'es un geek 
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26 janvier 2012, 19:11
Non, je vais en cours.
Vassily Kandinsgruy
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26 janvier 2012, 19:16
Certes. Comme plein de no-lifes.
Lorsqu'il pleut
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26 janvier 2012, 19:19
Non, comme les gamers. 
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26 janvier 2012, 19:21
Les vrais gamers ne jouent pas à WoW. 
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26 janvier 2012, 19:26
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vmqut9SbYkjYUx1wd
Je suis défoncé à la morphine, respectez mes bugs de lecture svp.
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DOOLITTLE [remonstrating] Now, now, look here, Governor. Is this reasonable? Is it fair to take advantage of a man like this? The girl belongs to me. You got her. Where do I come in? [He sits down again].
HIGGINS Your daughter had the audacity to come to my house and ask me to teach her how to speak properly so that she could get a place in a flower-shop. This gentleman and my housekeeper have been here all the time. [Bullying him] How dare you come here and attempt to blackmail me? You sent her here on purpose.
DOOLITTLE [protesting] No, Governor.
HIGGINS You must have. How else could you possibly know that she is here?
DOOLITTLE Don't take a man up like that, Governor.
HIGGINS The police shall take you up. This is a plant—a plot to extort money by threats. I shall telephone for the police [he goes resolutely to the telephone and opens the directory.]
DOOLITTLE Have I asked you for a brass farthing? I leave it to the gentleman here: Have I said a word about money?
HIGGINS [throwing the book aside and marching down on Doolittle with a poser] What else did you come for?
DOOLITTLE [sweetly] Well, what would a man come for? Be human, governor.
HIGGINS [disarmed] Alfred: did you put her up to it?
DOOLITTLE So help me, Governor, I never did. I take my Bible oath I ain't seen the girl these two months past.
HIGGINS. Then how did you know she was here?
DOOLITTLE ["most musical, most melancholy"] I'll tell you, Governor, if you'll only let me get a word in. I'm willing to tell you. I'm wanting to tell you. I'm waiting to tell you.
HIGGINS Pickering: This chap has a certain natural gift of rhetoric. Observe the rhythm of his native woodnotes wild. "I'm willing to tell you: I'm wanting to tell you: I'm waiting to tell you." Sentimental rhetoric! That's the Welsh strain in him. It also accounts for his mendacity and dishonesty.
PICKERING Oh, PLEASE, Higgins: I'm west country myself. [To Doolittle] How did you know the girl was here if you didn't send her?
DOOLITTLE It was like this, Governor. The girl took a boy in the taxi to give him a jaunt. Son of her landlady, he is. He hung about on the chance of her giving him another ride home. Well, she sent him back for her luggage when she heard you was willing for her to stop here. I met the boy at the corner of Long Acre and Endell Street.
HIGGINS Public house. Yes?
DOOLITTLE The poor man's club, Governor: Why shouldn't I?
PICKERING. Do let him tell his story, Higgins.
DOOLITTLE He told me what was up. And I ask you, what was my feelings and my duty as a father? I says to the boy, "You bring me the luggage," I says—
PICKERING Why didn't you go for it yourself?
DOOLITTLE Landlady wouldn't have trusted me with it, Governor. She's that kind of woman: You know. I had to give the boy a penny afore he trusted me with it, the little swine. I brought it to her just to oblige you like, and make myself agreeable. That's all.
HIGGINS How much luggage?
DOOLITTLE Musical instrument, Governor. A few pictures, a trifle of jewelry, and a bird-cage. She said she didn't want no clothes. What was I to think from that, Governor? I ask you as a parent what was I to think?
HIGGINS So you came to rescue her from worse than death, eh?
DOOLITTLE [appreciatively: relieved at being understood] Just so, Governor. That's right.
HIGGINS Your daughter had the audacity to come to my house and ask me to teach her how to speak properly so that she could get a place in a flower-shop. This gentleman and my housekeeper have been here all the time. [Bullying him] How dare you come here and attempt to blackmail me? You sent her here on purpose.
DOOLITTLE [protesting] No, Governor.
HIGGINS You must have. How else could you possibly know that she is here?
DOOLITTLE Don't take a man up like that, Governor.
HIGGINS The police shall take you up. This is a plant—a plot to extort money by threats. I shall telephone for the police [he goes resolutely to the telephone and opens the directory.]
DOOLITTLE Have I asked you for a brass farthing? I leave it to the gentleman here: Have I said a word about money?
HIGGINS [throwing the book aside and marching down on Doolittle with a poser] What else did you come for?
DOOLITTLE [sweetly] Well, what would a man come for? Be human, governor.
HIGGINS [disarmed] Alfred: did you put her up to it?
DOOLITTLE So help me, Governor, I never did. I take my Bible oath I ain't seen the girl these two months past.
HIGGINS. Then how did you know she was here?
DOOLITTLE ["most musical, most melancholy"] I'll tell you, Governor, if you'll only let me get a word in. I'm willing to tell you. I'm wanting to tell you. I'm waiting to tell you.
HIGGINS Pickering: This chap has a certain natural gift of rhetoric. Observe the rhythm of his native woodnotes wild. "I'm willing to tell you: I'm wanting to tell you: I'm waiting to tell you." Sentimental rhetoric! That's the Welsh strain in him. It also accounts for his mendacity and dishonesty.
PICKERING Oh, PLEASE, Higgins: I'm west country myself. [To Doolittle] How did you know the girl was here if you didn't send her?
DOOLITTLE It was like this, Governor. The girl took a boy in the taxi to give him a jaunt. Son of her landlady, he is. He hung about on the chance of her giving him another ride home. Well, she sent him back for her luggage when she heard you was willing for her to stop here. I met the boy at the corner of Long Acre and Endell Street.
HIGGINS Public house. Yes?
DOOLITTLE The poor man's club, Governor: Why shouldn't I?
PICKERING. Do let him tell his story, Higgins.
DOOLITTLE He told me what was up. And I ask you, what was my feelings and my duty as a father? I says to the boy, "You bring me the luggage," I says—
PICKERING Why didn't you go for it yourself?
DOOLITTLE Landlady wouldn't have trusted me with it, Governor. She's that kind of woman: You know. I had to give the boy a penny afore he trusted me with it, the little swine. I brought it to her just to oblige you like, and make myself agreeable. That's all.
HIGGINS How much luggage?
DOOLITTLE Musical instrument, Governor. A few pictures, a trifle of jewelry, and a bird-cage. She said she didn't want no clothes. What was I to think from that, Governor? I ask you as a parent what was I to think?
HIGGINS So you came to rescue her from worse than death, eh?
DOOLITTLE [appreciatively: relieved at being understood] Just so, Governor. That's right.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vmqut9SbYkjYUx1wd
Je suis défoncé à la morphine, respectez mes bugs de lecture svp.
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26 janvier 2012, 19:26
Les vrais gamers ne jouent pas à WoW. Ils le dominent.
Les vrais gamers ne jouent pas à WoW.
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Rond
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26 janvier 2012, 20:14
Putain mais tu galère tellement à parler (en français) !
En tous cas mieux que tout à l'heure, on va dire que c'était le texte.
Mais on croirait que t'es jamais allé à l'étranger, me trompe-je ?
« Modifié: 26 janvier 2012, 20:17 par Rond »
En tous cas mieux que tout à l'heure, on va dire que c'était le texte.
Mais on croirait que t'es jamais allé à l'étranger, me trompe-je ?
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26 janvier 2012, 20:32
Si, mais lire un texte c'est pas pareil que d'échanger avec quelqu'un. J'ai très peu l'habitude de lire à haute voix, c'est terriblement offusquant chez moi, dans n'importe quelle langue.
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26 janvier 2012, 20:38
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vuLFA1KKtRqFKuxdO
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vBQdd6VN0LwmIKX8e
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vmqut9SbYkjYUx1wd
Je suis défoncé à la morphine, respectez mes bugs de lecture svp.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vuLFA1KKtRqFKuxdO
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vBQdd6VN0LwmIKX8e
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26 janvier 2012, 21:06
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vX5ZQUkWaDkxF2hcC
Petite impro à la guitare, truc de merde, mais ça peut être cool =p
Petite impro à la guitare, truc de merde, mais ça peut être cool =p
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26 janvier 2012, 21:09
Alfred de Musset c'est de la grosse rigolade, dans le délire, c'est un bon gars, mais voilà quoi, je suis un mec, & c'est de Musset.
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26 janvier 2012, 21:10
Pygmalion de George Bernard Shaw ? Lis-le, ça tue. Au fait les deux films sortis à ce propos (Pygmalion & My Fair Lady) sont de grosses tueries aussi.
Fenrin
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26 janvier 2012, 21:23
Pygmalion de George Bernard Shaw ? Lis-le, ça tue. Au fait les deux films sortis à ce propos (Pygmalion & My Fair Lady) sont de grosses tueries aussi.
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26 janvier 2012, 21:25
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vX5ZQUkWaDkxF2hcCPutain au début je me suis dit "putain il fait encore un truc bidon à la M2K, mais en fait tu te gave.
Petite impro à la guitare, truc de merde, mais ça peut être cool =p
Rond
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26 janvier 2012, 21:32
En fait la fin est vraiment trop longue. C'est un accouchement ou quoi ?
Boumbibthebob
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26 janvier 2012, 22:18
Pas mal Nosbar, pas mal. Et de rien d'avoir écouter jusqu'à la fin
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26 janvier 2012, 22:27
Quand on se fait chier, on se fait chier.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vGt4QQmAYFSnQvovk
En fait la fin est vraiment trop longue. C'est un accouchement ou quoi ?
Quand on se fait chier, on se fait chier.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vGt4QQmAYFSnQvovk
Vieille chatte
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26 janvier 2012, 22:28
Son dégueulasse ce micro quand même, mais bon.
Nosbar
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27 janvier 2012, 02:48
Merci Bob
Pas mal Nosbar, pas mal. Et de rien d'avoir écouter jusqu'à la fin
Merci Bob
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27 janvier 2012, 11:28
Je vais voir si je peux pas enregistrer mon cours d'anglais renforce de cet après-midi