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04 novembre 2010, 14:13
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04 novembre 2010, 16:45
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heys.
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 12 m Kanto
Stranger: 0.0... 13 f singapore
Stranger: hmm.. we're all young ppl..
You: I guess, but my mom still wanted me to go on a journt
You: *journey
Stranger: journey?
Stranger: where to?
You: I had to walk all the way to Viridian city
You: from Pallet town
You: hello?
Stranger: is that far?
Stranger: sorrie went to throw smth
You: not too far, but there was a lot of animals that kept jumping out
You: especially in the tall grass
Stranger: god...
Stranger: imma scared that animals will bite me =X
You: yea, I was more scared of running into Gary
Stranger: Gary?
Stranger: what's that
You: This kid i grew up with
Stranger: why are u scared of him
You: he's pretty much an asshole, excuse my language
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: it's all right
You: he think's he's cool because his grandpa's a scientist
Stranger: use all the vulgarities u wanna, i welcome them
Stranger: well... if he's cool cos of that... then idk what's lame
You: lol
You: I still got a map from his sister though. Pallet town is really small so pretty much everyone knows everyone.
Stranger: COOLLL
Stranger: i wanna stay there too
You: I can't wait to get out, that's why I went on this "journey"
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: is it that boring
You: I'm in Viridian right now, but I'm going to try to head to pewter city tomorrow
You: yea, but there's nothing like an adventure.
Stranger: aww..
Stranger: life in singapore is dull
Stranger: all fast paced work and no play
You: sorry
Stranger: why sry
You: that you have no play
Stranger: well it's okays..
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: i just wanna do smth like travel to pretty lakes and serene forests to well sit and watch the world
You: that's what I am getting to do, i know I'm young but I know i can do it
Stranger: RAWR
Stranger: imma jealous
You: I have a couple pets now on my journey to keep me company
Stranger: wad pets
You: i caught them on my way to viridian.
You: i have a little mouse and a bird
You: they actually are really really smart
You: and they have protected me from some of the wild animals
You: you still there?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: sorrie.. the omegle doesn't ALERT me
Stranger: and isn't that illegal
You: what? catching wild animals?
You: and taming them?
Stranger: CATCHING
Stranger: is bad
You: I don't hurt them, they actually become my friends
Stranger: but still
You: how is that bad?
Stranger: it illegal
You: not in Kanto.
You: It's actually encouraged to catch animals and have them protect you.
Stranger: Rally?
Stranger: in Singapore it's ILLEGAL
Stranger: are u sure you're 12... u sound too smart
You: yes
Stranger: smart 12
You: Kanto is weird i guess. I haven't been anywhere else except johto once.
You: how am i smart?
Stranger: the..
Stranger: erm... language wise
Stranger: and sentence structure
You: well Kanto really likes school structure.
You: that's why i'm so glad we're on a break
Stranger: 0.0..
Stranger: u pro
You: what about you? you sound smart
Stranger: imma 13..
Stranger: and one of the top schs in SG
You: yea but are you an honors stud. like me? XP
Stranger: nopes
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: no wonder luhs
You: yea i'm kind of nerdy, but that's why I'm able to do this all alone.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: -pets-
You: why is that funny
Stranger: idk..
Stranger: u just made it sound funny
You: that's not nice :(
Stranger: sorrrieee
You: sure you are ;)
Stranger: just cos you're cute
Stranger: that's why
You: why do you say that?
You: I'm not used to being called cute...
Stranger: idk.
Stranger: personality wise u are
You: thanks! :D
You: so are you!
You: do you have any animals?
Stranger: nopes..
Stranger: and ty
You: I can't wait to go to silver cave.
Stranger: why?
You: It's so awesome.
You: that's the only way to describe it
You: it goes into this huge mountain.
Stranger: 0.0..
Stranger: this sounds abit like pokemon
You: oh shi....
You: :D
Stranger: ??
You: good game
Stranger: ococ
You: so yeah...
You: what does ococ mean?
Stranger: ococ?
Stranger: huh
You: you said it
You: hello?
Stranger: r u sleeping soon?
Stranger: it shld be icic, it means i see i see, i understand
Stranger: brb. go pee
You: oh
You: can i watch?
Stranger: bacl
Stranger: watch what?
Stranger: back*
You: nvm
You: r u sleeping soon?
Stranger: nopes
Stranger: and watcha wanna watch?
Stranger: hmm imma seriously thinking you're nt 12
You: sorry i was chatting to someone else too on aim
You: my friend
You: he wants to watch a movie he just got
Stranger: 0.0
Stranger: awesome
You: it's about zombie nazis
Stranger: er..
Stranger: not interested =X
You: why not?
Stranger: boring
Stranger: no action
You: what would you watch?
Stranger: action
Stranger: fantaasy
You: like wat movie?
Stranger: how to train a dragon?
You: awwhe i wanted to see that movie
You: is it good?
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u shld have totally watched it
You: I might have to now :P
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: good!
Stranger: imma sleepy
You: awwhe
You: wish i could go to sleep
Stranger: why can't u?
Stranger: i can pet u if u wanna
Stranger: so cute =)
You: :D
Stranger: want?
Stranger: i pet u
You: yes
Stranger: -pets-
Stranger: go sleep
Stranger: dun tired yourself
You: *yawn*
You: lol
Stranger: gogo.
You: gogo what? i dont wanna
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: u can lie on my lap.
Stranger: and fall asleep? =)
You: i wish... ur so far away
Stranger: aww
Stranger: i can still do it here
Stranger: come on. lie down
You: *lays down*
Stranger: kawaii
Stranger: rest more ok
You: yay!
You: i like laying on your lap
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: -pets-
You: hehe
You: ur cute
Stranger: awwt
Stranger: ty
Stranger: u are too
You: wish i could cuddle moar
Stranger: aww
Stranger: come here
Stranger: give u a hug okay
You: okay :)
You: -hug-
Stranger: pets.
Stranger: hmm u sure you're 12?
You: are you sure ur 13?
Stranger: yes imma sure..
Stranger: hw old do u think i sound like
Stranger: LOL
You: hella sure?
You: 3276104640164 years old
You: :P
Stranger: zz
Stranger: you sound 15 at least
You: nope
Stranger: i dun sound 3276104640164 years old
Stranger: so what. you're 12?
You: yep
Stranger: do u have a gf? curious
You: nope
Stranger: aww
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: you're cute
You: :)
Stranger: do u have FB?
You: no, what's that?
Stranger: facebook
You: oh, no...
You: i don't really use computers that much
Stranger: aww
Stranger: anything u can add me on
Stranger: you're a awesome person to talk to
You: do you have msn?
You: or aim?
You: i sometimes get on there when i do get on a comp
Stranger: msn
Stranger: hweeminn1997@hotmail.com
You: imma add you k
You: i need sleep
Stranger: aww
Stranger: come here..
Stranger: i duwan to let u go sleep..
Stranger: you're such a nice person.
You: i have too... i have a big day tomorrow
Stranger: add meee
Stranger: i duwan u to gooooo
Stranger: -hugs- no going
You: awwheeee
You: but i have too...
You: i only have 4 minutes left to be on the comp
Stranger: =(
You: make it worth it :P
Stranger: you're cuddly
You: *hug*
Stranger: -petssss-
Stranger: hw tall r u
You: 126 cm
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: cute
You: you?
Stranger: 150
Stranger: muhaha
You: you taller than me :(
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: aww it's ok
Stranger: then it's easier to hug u
Stranger: kawaii
You: :)
Stranger: hug u to sleep tonight ok?
Stranger: u can be my teddy
You: awwhe i wish
You: i have to go... :(((((
You: i maybe talk later on msn?
Stranger: nooooo
Stranger: =(
Stranger: okays...
Stranger: u dd'n't add me
Stranger: didn't*
You: i will.
Stranger: hweeminn1997@hotmail.com
Stranger: RMBBB
You: i am even writing it down :D
Stranger: i'll miss u =)
You: can't wait to talk
Stranger: awwww
You: :X
Stranger: so sweet
Stranger: gogo.
Stranger: hugssssss~
Stranger: u shall be my teddy tonight
You: bai :(
Stranger: byee =(
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Weby
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04 novembre 2010, 17:28
POKEMON, ATTRAPEZ-LES TOUTES !
M@T
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04 novembre 2010, 22:55
Hum, un membre inconnu au bataillon ayant posté 0 messages qui me demande comment je vais.
Je regarde dans mes MP, et là je retrouve ça :
Il revient à la charge le bougre, mais en y mettant les formes cette fois-ci.
salut sa vas quoi de 9
Hum, un membre inconnu au bataillon ayant posté 0 messages qui me demande comment je vais.
Je regarde dans mes MP, et là je retrouve ça :
Longconversation is... oh, fuck!
comment je fais pour monter en grade
Commence déjà par poster des messages utiles et n'envoie pas de MP de ce genre...
je te signale que c'est une question
Et je t'ai répondu, non ?
oui mais tu a repondu sévèrment Commence déjà par poster des messages utiles et n'envoie pas de MP de ce genre...
Bah tu es sur un forum, le but c'est de poster sur le forum et pas d'envoyer des MP aux modérateurs pour des questions aussi débiles...
Codes Pension la construction se fini quand
J'en sais rien moi.
Il revient à la charge le bougre, mais en y mettant les formes cette fois-ci.
The Miz
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04 novembre 2010, 22:59
Pourquoi j'en reçoit pas des comme ça moi ?
Weby
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04 novembre 2010, 22:59
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The Miz
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04 novembre 2010, 23:03
C'était une question réthorique.
Weby
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Gencives suintantes
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04 novembre 2010, 23:08
C'est Weby.
Weby
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04 novembre 2010, 23:10
mdr. J'aime ton sens de l'humour, sisi.
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05 novembre 2010, 00:27
9 de tes 10 derniers messages. Y'a pas moyen que tu lèves un peu le pied de temps en temps ?
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9 de tes 10 derniers messages. Y'a pas moyen que tu lèves un peu le pied de temps en temps ?
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05 novembre 2010, 00:40
J'avoue
Jaune d'ombre
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05 novembre 2010, 01:17
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iLyan
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05 novembre 2010, 01:22
Oh putain ça faisait longtemps que j'avais pas revu ce genre d'écriture MSN ou SMS
vive les appels :°)
vive les appels :°)
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05 novembre 2010, 01:23
Ca c'est de l'sms
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05 novembre 2010, 01:23
tupeu pas la test, c'est une pro elle
Captain Awesome
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05 novembre 2010, 07:21
Jviens de lire le truc mais j'ai pas compris =O
Whitti
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05 novembre 2010, 17:33
faut un cerveau capable de déchiffrer le smmesme, tu peut pas test
M@T
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05 novembre 2010, 17:37
Dans ce cas, il suffit de ne pas avoir de cerveau, non ?
Weby
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05 novembre 2010, 17:39
Notre cerveau reptilien analyse le SMSesque. C'est notre cerveau qui fiat la traduction entre le Français et le smsesque, pour envoyer les données au cerveau reptilien.
Captain Awesome
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05 novembre 2010, 17:39
faut un cerveau capable de déchiffrer le smmesme, tu peut pas testDonc ceux ecrivant le sms , le comprenne donc ils ont un cerveau =O
Two-Wan
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05 novembre 2010, 19:05
En tout cas, toi ton cerveau, visiblement tu l'a perdu en même temps que tes cheveux, parce que tu t'améliores VRAIMENT PAS avec le temps, ça en devient navrant.faut un cerveau capable de déchiffrer le smmesme, tu peut pas testDonc ceux ecrivant le sms , le comprenne donc ils ont un cerveau =O
Retrosasu
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05 novembre 2010, 19:05
Mais est-ce qu'il en avait 1 avant ? --
yago58
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05 novembre 2010, 19:06
C'est une question existentielle pour lui
Nesis
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05 novembre 2010, 19:08
oui mais vos gueules en fait
M2K
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06 novembre 2010, 06:24
stamer le reptile
Antvibe
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06 novembre 2010, 14:10
J'hésite entre rire, pleurer et vomir.
Citation de: Une nana sur FB
L'amoure est au font de notre coeur , l'amitier ne se lace jamais.Tu ne me quittera sens même reflechir (mais je ne sais pas reflechir)sauf si tu na plus d'esprit ♥
DONC REFLECHIT AVANT TU NE POURA PEU ETRE PA REVENIR SUR TES PA!!!!
J'hésite entre rire, pleurer et vomir.
Castho
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06 novembre 2010, 14:10
Y a un contexte particulier ?